Tuesday, August 25, 2009

That's a heart attack stuck between 2 pieces of.......chicken?

Everytime I think something in the world is going in the right direction something fucks up that thought process. smh.

The latest fuckery is this new KFC sandwich. Sooooo it's a bacon and cheese sandwich but instead of being between 2 pieces of bread it's between 2 pieces of fried chicken. WORD?!?!?

Who the fuck even thought this was a good idea? Not even talking about the racist undertones. I was under the impression that KFC was trying to get away from the heart attack food they were selling. That seemed to be where the whole "Taste the unfried side of KFC" campaign was going and then they turna round and offer this heart attack on a bun....errr 2 pieces of chicken.

Ok seriously who the fuck greenlighted a sandwich between 2 pieces of chicken? There's not a ounce of healthy on this mu'fucka. It's chicken + bacon + cheese + chicken = death. Is it that hard to understand? Apparantly the "sandwich" is gonna be called the Double Down and KFC said "there's so much premium chicken that there's no room for a bun." Smh. The sandwich was said to be about 1,228 calories. That's about 300 more calories then a Wendy's Triple with everything on it.

Take a moment and think about that. I'm sure we've all delved to that Wendy's Triple and regretted it instantly smh. 300 calories more though. Where dey do dat at?

America is one of the fattest countries in the world and i'm really starting to see why. You don't go on a massive campaign where you give out free grilled chicken for like 2 weeks only to turn around and introduce this. That's hypocrisy at its highest form. "Well we want the country to eat healthy but we know that most of them are a heart attack away from death anyway. Might as well make a buck off it."

I was on my spaceship when I first saw this on MedtiaTakeout. Seriously I just couldn't stop laughing it was so asanine that I was like this couldn't be real. I was hoping that this was just a very good edited video on TV but sadly it's real. As of now it's only being tested in Omaha, Nebraska and Providence, R.I. as of now.

As I stated earlier on one hand I wanna just say this is some racist ass shit but on the other hand this is just some fat ass shit. I know a lot of people are gonna eat this and if KFC was 24 hrs they'd make money after clubs off of this. The question people have to ask when they order this monstrosity though is whether that 7 bucks for the value meal is worth the ultimate price of death. I can't blame the company on one hand cause they're doing what's best for business but again somebody needs to step in and say "Hey KFC!!! STOP THAT SHIT!!!!" alas no one will.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Bow Wow signed with who?!?!?!?!

*sigh* Where do I start with this young man Shad Moss? On one hand I seriously feel for the dude. I mean he's been in the industry since he was 3. He's what now 22? That's Michael Jackson like, not the magnitude of his music but the age he's been in the industry, that's crazy man. Growing up in the eyes of the public. That shit's gotta suck. He went from Lil Bow Wow to just Bow Wow. Sadly Bow Wow like a lot of young entertainers that grew up in the industry can't seem to find that market for the new adult he's become. It's a double-edged sword because you CAN'T keep making the same music you were making @ 11. Those same fans however won't respect you when you make that gangster music because they grew up with you and know the truth. So that leaves the question what do you do? Bow Wow to my knowledge anyway is a rare breed in Hip-Hop not too many young rap acts develop into adult superstars or reach the same popularity as here. Bow Wow has a history with Cash Money so i'm not gonna count this as him trying to gain a gangster image but out of all the labels in world you sign to CASH MONEY?

Word?!?!? You couldn't swing a deal with Young Money? Who the fuck is even on Cash Money these days?

*quick Wiki check*

2 Pistols
All Star Cashville Prince (who?)
Brisco (Famous for getting robbed at the barbershop)
Birdman (Best Rapper Alive.....fuck ya'll i'm not getting killed)
Dunk Ryders (Who?)
Glasses Malone (.......)
Jay Sean (Who?)
Kevin Rudolf (I actually like this guy. He's a rocker)
Mack 10 (Really?)
Yo Gotti (smh)
Illapino (WTF)

Ok......sooooo aside from the B.R.A. Birdman the rosters kinda whack. Kevin Rudolf is dope though you guys should Google him and check him out.

Anyway back to my point. Bow Wow will bring name value to Cash Money and really not much else. He doesn't really have his old fanbase and he's struggling to find a new one. Need proof look at his last release New Jack City II (Which shows how he's trying to become gangster) In only sold 34 K in its first week. Even with the changing climate in people buying albums that's pretty bad.

I recall dude saying he was going to retire after NJC2. Guess not.

Maybe he longs for that spotlight he had back with his first 3 albums but it's not gonna happen dude. Who knows maybe the pressure of this long ass career is getting to him or maybe he doesn't know any other way to live. All I really know is if this was a record label issue AND you have JD in your corner you could've found another label Shad.

So for signing to Cash Money I ask that you SIT YO DUMB ASS DOWN!!!

Did you see that fuckin roster dude? Who was the last nigga on Cash Money not named Lil Wayne or Baby that has put a album out.

Time's up. NOBODY nigga. What the fuck makes you think you're any different? You went from niggas who at least had the decency to allow your crappy raps to be distributed and allowed to sit in Best Buy shelfs across the country. Now you're gonna be relegated to not being able to put a mixtape out.

I don't know what you're going through and I hope that you know what you're doing. I don't think you do though because as soon as Cash Money/Young Money signs a nigga that career goes down the drain. Oh wait you're an actor too? I hear that Wheelchair on Degrassi just became open.....oh wait now he needs again.

PS: I hear that intiation process is off the chain.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Most Expensive Milkshake EVAR!!!!

Yeah that's the stuff right there.

Where do I start with this fuckery right here? Ok so after a nice and long debate with @CristalBubblin yesterday we wound up getting the facts straight.

After a preliminary trial a LA judge has decided that rapper Nas (Nasir Jones) must pay ex-wife and mother of his child Kelis (Kelis Rogers) 30k in alimony, 9,000+K in child support and HER lawyer fees of 45K. Now lets add that shit up.

Let's not forget the 30K prenatal care.


In one month this man has to come up off $164,000 dollars. I don't care who you are that shit hurts, the problem is this shit keeps happening. Now yes I understand that there are reasons that marriages dissolve. In some cases the woman was with the guy before he blew up. There's alot of stuff that can't be justified though.

Let me back track a minute to show my point first. Nas wanted to give a 20K check once before the courts made a final determination on the amounts. That seems fair right? Apparantly not in this judges eyes. He decides that Kelis can't afford to continue living the life they had together with that. Now first off Nas didn't meet Kelis in some fuckin Mickey D's. She was already in the industry when they hooked up. So why can't she afford to live the life anymore? Next is the fact that she had a child. Isn't your life suppose to change automatically once you have a seed?

Edit: Ok I started this like 2 weeks ago but never finished so let's wrap it up.

End of the day Nas is getting fucked royally but as Bubbz stated he's not upset so why should I be? I just think it's unfair how much this part of the egal system favors the woman and it really does need to be altered. Hope the next guy tastes some of the cream before he sticks his straw in that milkshake. smh.

3 drinks, 2 fingers, 1 love

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Superhead vs. Lola Luv?

So I was hoping to find source material for this blog then I remembered the coon factory that World Star Hip-Hop. Before I could make my way over there though I found this interesting new "beef" in Hip-Hop. So ladies and gentleman I present to you Superhead vs. Lola Luv. LMAO!!!

Ok so apparently this all started because of some of the comments Lola Luv made on her blog on Global Grind. This is what she said:

I feel as though she played a major part in people really believing that all video vixens are just like her. Which is TOTALLY wrong! There is a difference between a ‘Video Vixen/Model’ and a ‘Video Hoe/Groupie.’ From the way they conduct themselves, their mentality and of course their agenda! The perceptions that people have of me and most video models are the total opposite of reality."

Word? Superhead gave video vixens a bad name? Sure she didn't help your cause but I don't believe that Ms. Steffans is the SOLE reason people look at some of these "video vixens" as sluts/hoes/groupies etc. It's not the fact that 74.8% of them are actually sluts/hoes/groupies or somebody's cousin.

In all honesty being a video vixen is the new stripping. Bad bitch with a banging body looking to get "ahead" in the industry. (See what I did there?) Then again maybe i'm being a tad bit harsh on Angel Lola Luv. Peep what else she had to say.

"I hold my head up high when I walk because I never had to sleep with anyone to get this far. So when people claim I slept with this person and that person all I can say is check my record. I get my respect in the industry because no one can say they dealt with me beyond a friendship or associate level except one person. Period! There are a lot of video vixens that haven’t either but because of Superhead people think other wise." - Angel Lola Luv
Before I begin i'd like to point out that chicks that aren't hoes usually don't have to say they're not hoes or give a number on how many niggas they've slept with in the industry. I pray that the "ONE" guy that got to feel that big ass bounce back on him was the nigga that hosted her mixtape. Truth be told it was probably one of them G-Unit niggas or maybe all of them at one time that way it's considered one dude.

Lola has a point though I mean she's flipped her video vixeness into a successful mixtape. That shit's competing with Drake's So Far Gone & J. Cole's The Warm-Up mixtape. Might be the best mixtape in the last 8 years. Better than Mood Muzik, Bar Exam, all that shit.

BWAHAHAHAHA. Angel please SIT YO DUMBASS DOWN somewhere. What exactly have you done to be put in that category of "non-slutty" video girls. You're not Melyssa Ford, Esther Baxter, Ki Toy shit you're not even Vida Guerra. Best case is you're another Gloria Velez........and you can call me Mr. Fantastic cause i'm reaching on that one. You came into the game and what have you done? Seriously Melyssa Ford will probably go down (no not like that) as the greatest Video Girl of all time. You? That booty's gonna start sagging soon and i'm really starting to believe it's not real. Well I was unsure from the beginning but once I noticed Lacey Duvalle had the same ass and has gone on record saying it's surgery makes me wonder. That ass is your claim to fame ma'am. Leave it at that. Hope you're saving money cause you'll be dropping it like it's hot for singles real soon ma.

I'm not saying Karrine is a Saint fuck far from it. I'd rather take a honest ho over a bitter nobody anyway. At least you know what you're getting with the hoe. Am I calling Superhead a hoe? You fuckin right but that's because............she's A HOE!!!!!

I didn't know hoes came with morals these days but um.......there you have it. Though I don't agree that she's a celebrity this quote from Superhead sums it up kinda nice.

"I don’t even know who she is, but she knows who I am. That means I’m famous and she’s not. So automatically, we don’t have to discuss her. We just go back to talking about me because I’m the only famous person in this sentence. That’s that." - Superhead via www.xxl-mag.com
I'd get in Superheads shit a little bit more but from reading her books that's clearly no longer uncharted territory and something she's use.

I'll get better at this blog shit.

3 shots, 2 fingers, 1 love.


Ok so this is my first blog. Anybody that knows me knows that i'm a HUGE Joe Budden fan. So by extension i'ma HUGE Slaughterhouse fan.

For those not in the know. (smh at you by the way)

Slaughterhouse is a 4 man collective made up of Joe Budden, Royce Da 5'9", Crooked I & Joell Ortiz. They came about after all being on a song titled "Slaughterhouse" off of Buddens Halfway House mixtape which came out last October.

Anyway the self-titled debut album drops August 11th.

The first single off the album is "The One" i'm including the audio and the video. Enjoy!!!!

The One - Audio


The One - Video (MP4)


P.S.: This might be the nicest blog I post.