The latest fuckery is this new KFC sandwich. Sooooo it's a bacon and cheese sandwich but instead of being between 2 pieces of bread it's between 2 pieces of fried chicken. WORD?!?!?
Who the fuck even thought this was a good idea? Not even talking about the racist undertones. I was under the impression that KFC was trying to get away from the heart attack food they were selling. That seemed to be where the whole "Taste the unfried side of KFC" campaign was going and then they turna round and offer this heart attack on a bun....errr 2 pieces of chicken.
Ok seriously who the fuck greenlighted a sandwich between 2 pieces of chicken? There's not a ounce of healthy on this mu'fucka. It's chicken + bacon + cheese + chicken = death. Is it that hard to understand? Apparantly the "sandwich" is gonna be called the Double Down and KFC said "there's so much premium chicken that there's no room for a bun." Smh. The sandwich was said to be about 1,228 calories. That's about 300 more calories then a Wendy's Triple with everything on it.
Take a moment and think about that. I'm sure we've all delved to that Wendy's Triple and regretted it instantly smh. 300 calories more though. Where dey do dat at?
America is one of the fattest countries in the world and i'm really starting to see why. You don't go on a massive campaign where you give out free grilled chicken for like 2 weeks only to turn around and introduce this. That's hypocrisy at its highest form. "Well we want the country to eat healthy but we know that most of them are a heart attack away from death anyway. Might as well make a buck off it."
I was on my spaceship when I first saw this on MedtiaTakeout. Seriously I just couldn't stop laughing it was so asanine that I was like this couldn't be real. I was hoping that this was just a very good edited video on TV but sadly it's real. As of now it's only being tested in Omaha, Nebraska and Providence, R.I. as of now.
As I stated earlier on one hand I wanna just say this is some racist ass shit but on the other hand this is just some fat ass shit. I know a lot of people are gonna eat this and if KFC was 24 hrs they'd make money after clubs off of this. The question people have to ask when they order this monstrosity though is whether that 7 bucks for the value meal is worth the ultimate price of death. I can't blame the company on one hand cause they're doing what's best for business but again somebody needs to step in and say "Hey KFC!!! STOP THAT SHIT!!!!" alas no one will.