That's a heart attack stuck between 2 pieces of.......chicken?

Everytime I think something in the world is going in the right direction something fucks up that thought process. smh.

The latest fuckery is this new KFC sandwich. Sooooo it's a bacon and cheese sandwich but instead of being between 2 pieces of bread it's between 2 pieces of fried chicken. WORD?!?!?

Who the fuck even thought this was a good idea? Not even talking about the racist undertones. I was under the impression that KFC was trying to get away from the heart attack food they were selling. That seemed to be where the whole "Taste the unfried side of KFC" campaign was going and then they turna round and offer this heart attack on a bun....errr 2 pieces of chicken.

Ok seriously who the fuck greenlighted a sandwich between 2 pieces of chicken? There's not a ounce of healthy on this mu'fucka. It's chicken + bacon + cheese + chicken = death. Is it that hard to understand? Apparantly the "sandwich" is gonna be called the Double Down and KFC said "there's so much premium chicken that there's no room for a bun." Smh. The sandwich was said to be about 1,228 calories. That's about 300 more calories then a Wendy's Triple with everything on it.

Take a moment and think about that. I'm sure we've all delved to that Wendy's Triple and regretted it instantly smh. 300 calories more though. Where dey do dat at?

America is one of the fattest countries in the world and i'm really starting to see why. You don't go on a massive campaign where you give out free grilled chicken for like 2 weeks only to turn around and introduce this. That's hypocrisy at its highest form. "Well we want the country to eat healthy but we know that most of them are a heart attack away from death anyway. Might as well make a buck off it."

I was on my spaceship when I first saw this on MedtiaTakeout. Seriously I just couldn't stop laughing it was so asanine that I was like this couldn't be real. I was hoping that this was just a very good edited video on TV but sadly it's real. As of now it's only being tested in Omaha, Nebraska and Providence, R.I. as of now.

As I stated earlier on one hand I wanna just say this is some racist ass shit but on the other hand this is just some fat ass shit. I know a lot of people are gonna eat this and if KFC was 24 hrs they'd make money after clubs off of this. The question people have to ask when they order this monstrosity though is whether that 7 bucks for the value meal is worth the ultimate price of death. I can't blame the company on one hand cause they're doing what's best for business but again somebody needs to step in and say "Hey KFC!!! STOP THAT SHIT!!!!" alas no one will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLwEZRf3www&feature=player_embedded

Bow Wow signed with who?!?!?!?!

*sigh* Where do I start with this young man Shad Moss? On one hand I seriously feel for the dude. I mean he's been in the industry since he was 3. He's what now 22? That's Michael Jackson like, not the magnitude of his music but the age he's been in the industry, that's crazy man. Growing up in the eyes of the public. That shit's gotta suck. He went from Lil Bow Wow to just Bow Wow. Sadly Bow Wow like a lot of young entertainers that grew up in the industry can't seem to find that market for the new adult he's become. It's a double-edged sword because you CAN'T keep making the same music you were making @ 11. Those same fans however won't respect you when you make that gangster music because they grew up with you and know the truth. So that leaves the question what do you do? Bow Wow to my knowledge anyway is a rare breed in Hip-Hop not too many young rap acts develop into adult superstars or reach the same popularity as here. Bow Wow has a history with Cash Money so i'm not gonna count this as him trying to gain a gangster image but out of all the labels in world you sign to CASH MONEY?



Word?!?!? You couldn't swing a deal with Young Money? Who the fuck is even on Cash Money these days?

*quick Wiki check*

2 Pistols
All Star Cashville Prince (who?)
Brisco (Famous for getting robbed at the barbershop)
Birdman (Best Rapper Alive.....fuck ya'll i'm not getting killed)
Dunk Ryders (Who?)
Glasses Malone (.......)
Jay Sean (Who?)
Kevin Rudolf (I actually like this guy. He's a rocker)
Mack 10 (Really?)
Yo Gotti (smh)
Illapino (WTF)

Ok......sooooo aside from the B.R.A. Birdman the rosters kinda whack. Kevin Rudolf is dope though you guys should Google him and check him out.

Anyway back to my point. Bow Wow will bring name value to Cash Money and really not much else. He doesn't really have his old fanbase and he's struggling to find a new one. Need proof look at his last release New Jack City II (Which shows how he's trying to become gangster) In only sold 34 K in its first week. Even with the changing climate in people buying albums that's pretty bad.

I recall dude saying he was going to retire after NJC2. Guess not.

Maybe he longs for that spotlight he had back with his first 3 albums but it's not gonna happen dude. Who knows maybe the pressure of this long ass career is getting to him or maybe he doesn't know any other way to live. All I really know is if this was a record label issue AND you have JD in your corner you could've found another label Shad.

So for signing to Cash Money I ask that you SIT YO DUMB ASS DOWN!!!

Did you see that fuckin roster dude? Who was the last nigga on Cash Money not named Lil Wayne or Baby that has put a album out.

Time's up. NOBODY nigga. What the fuck makes you think you're any different? You went from niggas who at least had the decency to allow your crappy raps to be distributed and allowed to sit in Best Buy shelfs across the country. Now you're gonna be relegated to not being able to put a mixtape out.

I don't know what you're going through and I hope that you know what you're doing. I don't think you do though because as soon as Cash Money/Young Money signs a nigga that career goes down the drain. Oh wait you're an actor too? I hear that Wheelchair on Degrassi just became open.....oh wait now he needs again.



PS: I hear that intiation process is off the chain.